Frugal Freaks

Mar 17, 2011 by laurenkinsley

I was watching this show the other night called extreme couponing, about people who literally live for coupons. They clip hundreds of coupons and collect groceries and other items in excess. I thought it was both troubling and fascinating; it forced me to ask myself some tough, tough questions. The most important of these– why don’t I ever find coupons for my sex toys and condoms?! I mean Cheerios and fruit snacks are a essentials but are they _essentials_??

So, I’m doing my part to help everyone get discounted jollies! The link is in the “coupon.”

Does this conversation sound familiar?

Lady: Ohh honey I reallly want to get it on but I’m so stressed out with work that I just cant get the juices flowing (sad face).
Mister: K-Y?
Lady: I just told you…

Lol, your welcome. K-Y offers $5 and $2 off coupons for a slip-sliding good time, coupons are printable or easily redeemed online.
KY products

Back in the day, the Greeks built a wooden horse that could hold 30 men inside. They would present the “gift” to the Trojans and when they least expected it, the Greeks would jump out and ruin their lives. Sound familiar? This is clearly about babies. Hundreds of years later, the Trojans have stolen Greeks idea and a Trojan condom does it’s best to prevent 111 million little men from jumping out and ruining your life. Not that children ruin your life, well right now, they would ruin mine so… why not have a condom or 24 to keep those little fellas with their horse? Trojan offers printable COUPONS redeemable in store.

Trojan products

Lastly, a failsafe. You cant go wrong with a good Rabbit or vibrating cock ring now can you? Good Vibrations has a wide array of salacious knick-knacks to top you off. If you join the mailing list (located at the top left of menu panel) you will be emailed a link within 1 minute that will give you $5 (in cart once item added). Then use code GV15OFF* to get another %15 off, resulting in your on private sale for your privates.

*coupon code may expire at any time.