In high school, I can remember hearing stories about how vulgar boys were in the locker room. They talked about getting it on with chicks, how they would get to first, second, third and even make a home run with the school “bicycle”, better known as the girl who puts out. I clearly recall sitting in the school cafeteria, giggling about things the boys supposedly said in that mysterious room.
As I got older and wiser, I did learn the boys were…well…LYING THEIR ASSES OFF! They told stories that were totally untrue.
That poor girl with the huge boobs, in fact, had slept with NONE of them.
In fact, to be 100% honest, the most any of them had done by the end of 12th grade was seen a porno or two.
When I finally moved into my own place and could have whatever conversation I wanted, whenever I wanted, I realized something:
Women talk just as dirty and in fact…even dirtier then men!
We share deeper, darker secrets! We compare penis size and girth. We discuss technique and lack thereof. We tell it ALL. Yes, boys, the very thing you don’t want to believe we’re doing, we are. We’re telling your secrets. Many of us are laughing about your terrible technique. Get a few glasses of wine in us and the proverbial “gloves” come off. Soon we’re spilling everything from the first kiss to the last.
Women are BETTER than men when it comes to swapping stories. We also embellish how good we are. We truly are the BEST sex YOU ever had.
But, we love it when we get to brag about you, too!
We love telling our girlfriends about how amazing the sex is, how good you are at going down, how thick your penis is and on and on. The best type of girl talk is when we tell our stories and our friends look at us with a gleam in their eyes, and they say, “YOU are SO LUCKY!”
So, the next time you see us girls huddled around the table, you better hope you brought your A-game last night, because sure as shit, we are spilling the beans with our girls!
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