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“Octomom” Makes A Porno For Cash Flow

Nadya Suleman, aka “Octomom” declared bankruptcy last May.

During the hearing, she announced to the world that she needed to make money and wanted to make a video of herself masturbating. When questioned on her previous anti-porn remarks, Suleman responded that she doesn’t consider masturbation to be porn since it’s “solo”.

 According to news sources, Suleman then sat back and waited to see which porn-maker did NOT approach her to make her movie, and that’s the one she selected. She claims she has been celibate for 13 years, never masturbated before filming and needed help from a pro to learn how to do it. Then had to be shown porn films to get her in the mood so she could perform.

She has done well with the movie as she recently showed reporters around her new, 5,000 sq ft home in Palmdale, CA. Although no legitimate source states how much she was ultimately paid; evidently, she got enough to manage quite well. Full version of the videos aren’t available to those unwilling to  pay for it but promos and trailers of it are out there.

Unfortunately, it looks just like any masturbation porno.

However, Nadya has managed to maintain a surprisingly good figure in spite of gestating as many as 8 babies at once for a total of 14. She denies having any surgical work done, claiming instead to have just “snapped back like a rubber band” after her mountainous pregnancy and rather misses her stretch marks. The movie’s popularity can only be explained by curiosity for the reality TV star.

Here’s an interesting quote from an interview after the movie trailers were released.

“I get way too much male attention, but I won’t date until the octuplets are 18 – I live for them now,” she insisted. “I know a lot of women like male attention, but I’ll go out with no make-up on and wear tracksuits, a wig and even a fake pregnancy stomach to put them off.”

Because that is the best way to put off the swarms of men who are panting at your feet: release a bunch of stills of yourself wearing lingerie and topless to promote a porno of yourself masturbating!

The movie was released back in June, but Nadya’s back in the spotlight again due to a Xanax addiction for panic attacks. She checked herself into rehab  and is debunking rumors that Michael Lohan (Lindsay’s dad) staged an intervention for her.

Well, we all have to do what we have to do to take care of ourselves and our kids. Just remember folks, when promoting your masturbation porn movie to the press, make sure to state, “I know I’m beautiful. I don’t need a man around to tell me that.”

Nope, just his wallet!

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'“Octomom” Makes A Porno For Cash Flow' have 3 comments

  1. November 20, 2012 @ 5:52 pm deanabo

    You can not miss stretch marks because they never go away. This woman is out of her mind. She behaves this way because the media encourages it.

    Great post!

  2. November 21, 2012 @ 10:39 am Mitch

    Thanks! :-)


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