According to recent news reports, oral sex might be linked to cancer of the mouth and tongue. If further studies end up confirming these initial findings, mental health clinics had better brace themselves for an onslaught of depressed people needing treatment.
I’m to trying to imagine a life without oral sex and it’s about as unpleasant as picturing Betty White in bed with Abe Vigoda. Giving and receiving good head is one of the best things about sex and taking it away is tantamount to sticking sewing needles under my toenails. Its effect on foreplay would be devesating and, though there are other ways to make your partner the center of sexyfuntime attention, they’re not nearly as much fun. We also couldn’t run articles like this one by Melissa.
I’m about to throw myself down on the couch, prostrate with grief. I get yearly exams and mammograms, don’t smoke, and won’t vacation at Three Mile Island, all in the name of avoiding cancer. For the love of all that’s holy, scientists, don’t take away oral sex. I don’t think I could live without it, and I’m not sure I’d want to try.
What about you, readers? Would you miss oral sex if it was taken off the pleasure menu? Is there something you’d miss more? Share your thoughts in the comments.
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