SEXtrology for March

Mar 4, 2011 by laurenkinsley

Capricorn-
Let the Irish proverb ‘Praise the young and they will make progress’ be your guide this month and take a stroll through Cougar Town, meow!

Aqaurius-
Somewhere over the rainbow your Claddaugh ring awaits so keep in mind the Irish proverb ‘Many an Irish property was increased by the lace of a daughter’s petticoat’ and make sure your getting top dollar for the hoon.

Pisces-
Although foreboding the Irish saying ‘Sending the goose on a message to the fox’s den’ is just the suggestion you were looking for. Your goose is totally loose.

Aries-
If you can’t beat the Ides of March, join them—set the month on fire with a little Caesar & Cleopatra foreplay. Take in some history, while taking in history.

Taurus-
Despite the best advice your stubborn nature may lead you tattoo parlour this month. Clovering up your knish may bring all the boys to the yard.

Gemini-
The Irish proverb ‘As the old cock crows the young cock learns’ suggests you should probably look for an older man this month. You haven’t any time to learn a cock.

Cancer-
Take a chance and be a little more reckless this month—throw caution to the wind and maybe you’ll land on something hard.

Leo-
Brawny’s not just the quicker picker upper, it’s the type of Irish Lad you should have your eyes set on this month. Head out to the nearest Irish Pub, knock back a tall Guinness and see just how quickly you can get picked up.

Virgo-
It’s really ambitious of you to continuously look for the perfect mate. In honor of this month’s holiday, stop looking for a saint and find yourself a Patrick.

Libra-
Defer to the Irish proverb ’ The truth comes out when the drink goes in’ this month and prevent libation induced confessions.

Scorpio-
The Irish proverb ‘ Make hay while the sun shines’ means your sexual peak is on the horizon this month. Let your pot of gold get some shine!

Sagittarius-
Add a little excitement to your love life and bathe your lover in a Shamrock Shake from McDonald’s this month. Milk is uhhhmazing for the skin!