The Best Places for a Quickie!

May 16, 2011 by natalie

Time, it’s a luxury these days!  We are all up at the crack of dawn, rushing off to work, getting things done, errands, bills, housework..the list is endless.  Add to that kid activities if you are a parent!  Soccer, dance, football, gymnastics…it never ends.  When it comes to sex, if we don’t make it happen when it can happen, everything and anything can get in the way.  We can be too tired, too busy, too hungry, too angry, too everything and just never seem to get to having too much of the sex!

I am a big fan of the quickie!  In and out in 15 minutes.  I have learned the art of entertaining my children with a video, project, craft idea, that I can usually squeeze 15 minutes of “me” time out of them and manage to get things done…including me!

Let’s talk about the home, and two great places for a quickie!  The best place for a quickie in the house is the shower!  You can close AND lock the door!  Bonus!  You can also get laid and get clean all in one step…it’s like two in one shampoo for your sex life!  The second place is the laundry room.  Even better if your laundry room has a door and a counter top you can sit on.  Many of the new homes now a days have this super cool laundry room on the upper floor, so you can settle the kids in the tv room and you and hubby can sneak off upstairs for 15 minutes of bliss.

When you are out of the house and the mood strikes, there are a ton of places that are perfect for the quickie.  One of the best places in public is the single washroom many of the big box stores have at the back of the aisles.  It has a huge amount of space in them and you can lock the door and not worry that a pair of orthopedic shoes show up on the other side of the stall.  I would recommend tucking a towel or something in your bag so you don’t have to put bare feet on the floor or lean on dirty sink.  Gas stations in the middle of nowhere are good too!  Remember to LOCK the door.  I work at an airport and a couple was taking advantage of the wheelchair bathroom one evening and forgot to lock the door.  Someone pushed the automatic door button and the door swung open and the couple was there in all their glory for everyone to see…LOCK THE DOOR.  Double check it if you have to!

If you want to push the boundaries…how about sneaking out during the toast to someone at a huge event and having a quickie in the coat closet?  The coats will muffle the sound and you could probably be a bit louder than you could in a change room or bathroom.  Be courteous and don’t get anything on their coats you wouldn’t want on your coat!  Another way for a semi quickie at an event, concert, theatre production is for the woman to wear a remote controlled bullet.  He holds the controller and you insert the bullet or tuck it into your panties.  While there would be no penetration, but she would have one hell of an orgasm and he could control it!  He could enjoy being the one in charge with no touching whatsoever.

Quickies are like the dim sum of the sexual buffet.  Little nibbles to whet your appetite and get you hungry for more!  Make it your mission to have at least one quickie a week and get that sex engine fired up again.  The more sex you have, the more sex you want!

Natalie

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