We Failed at The Kama Sutra

I’m not very sexually adventurous.

Despite the fact that I write about sex, talk openly about sex and have a fair amount of it, I’m actually pretty boring in the sack. I know what works for my orgasms and I tend to stick with that. The husband appreciates my enthusiasm and openness, but he’s hinted before that some variety would be nice. So when YWGB asked for volunteers to try out Kama Sutra sex positions, I signed up.Variety for the husband and a writing topic – what could be better?

We tried the arc, mainly because it looked the least intimidating. I mentioned I wasn’t adventurous, right? Yeah, it turns out I’m also not flexible. Or maybe my hips aren’t wide enough. Or something. Maybe The Arc would have worked if the husband had a 20-inch penis, but then we wouldn’t have ever tried it because I would have run away screaming at such a monstrosity.


This experience made me regret dropping out of yoga.

We tried moving this way and that, but it just didn’t work. “I can’t believe I’ve failed at my first sex writing assignment!” I wailed.

We both burst out laughing.

I had forgotten how good it feels to laugh while naked. We’re usually rushed or tired or both these days. We even kept laughing as my leg cramped and I needed a quick massage so that I could move into a more comfortable position. I accepted my failure at The Arc and we both still had a good time.

I can’t honestly recommend The Arc since it didn’t work for us. But I recommend trying it, because either you’ll discover a new position or you’ll laugh a lot. Either way, it’s a win-win situation.


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'We Failed at The Kama Sutra' have 2 comments

  1. March 15, 2011 @ 3:08 pm Jill (Draftqueen)

    I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who couldn’t make it work. It’s good that we all got a good laugh out of it, though!

    Bring on the next one.

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