2011 Hollywood Pregnancy Predictions

by Melissa

Sporting a baby bump is all the fashion rage in Hollywood right now. Especially the unmarried starlets, toting a tiny tummy and an arm-piece baby-daddy fiance.

Well, I have predictions for the next, up and coming Mommas-to-Be…the Hollywood edition…

Linday Lohan…

I mean seriously, who wouldn’t want to go in there, unprotected and make a baby with her. There’d be no issues there.

Kim Kardashian…

She always looks like she’s ready, willing and able…to have a baby, that is. She’s proven herself to be a um, decent enough aunt on that ridiculous train wreck of a spoiled brat show.

Paris Hilton

Well, because it’s time to give that Hilton Clan another heir. And Paris is the perfect one for the job. Besides, she has nothing better to do.

Kristen Stewart

I wonder if she’s be less bored if she had a baby.

And lastly…Miley Cyrus

Look, she’s a natural.

Who am I missing? What are your predictions?

photos courtesy of google images, thank you very much

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'2011 Hollywood Pregnancy Predictions' have 3 comments

  1. January 14, 2011 @ 12:36 pm CharmedValerie

    You need to add a disclaimer about not reading this while eating lunch alone in a restaurant. I’m getting strange looks as I chuckle/choke at the table.

  2. January 14, 2011 @ 5:15 pm sarah

    You forgot klohe. Other than that I agree

  3. January 14, 2011 @ 6:09 pm Jennifer

    I’m so there with you on Kristen Stewart. Does that chick not know how to smile?

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