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On Being A Better Wife

True or false? Men marry women because their penis told them to. Women marry men because they think they’re hot, funny and will make good providers. In the beginning, both sexes are on their best behavior. We’re learning to play house so we do all the things we think exemplify the roles of husband and…

MMMMMM..You Smell So Good!

My nose is my strongest erogenous zone. Scents all bring me back to times in my life where things were carefree–before kids, before full time work, before the stress and worry of being a responsible grown up. I can clearly remember being a student in Australia, using Aussie Mega shampoo (which was NOT available for…

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